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"The Five-Year Engagement" (2012)- Review

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The movie started off awesome and vibrant then it just kept fluctuating from average to funny and back and fourth. As a whole, I felt the movie was very comical. Blunt was funnier than Segel and the supporting cast esp. the guy who played Segel's best friend was the funniest of them all. The actress who played Blunt's sister was so funny at times as well and that is what shocked me! The supporting cast should have been the main cast! Lol! There were parts where Segel said or did something that I felt was very funny like when he fell on a fire hydrant or fell scraping the ice off his car to making breakfast in that funny apron but was really naked underneath.....but Segel's facial expressions alone can make him captivate the screen. I swear I was laughing so hard when his best friend was signing that wedding song in Spanish. I also kind of felt like the movie was deja vu because some of the thing that they were saying and doing in the beginning of the movie, they said and…

"Think Like A Man" (2012)- Review

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Phenomenal Film! The scenes between all the couples were centered around the same classic theme: BOYS WHO NEED TO BE MEN FOR THEIR LADIES! But, each particular man had a certain problem to address in order to become the men that the ladies knew they could be. Steve Harvey's book has some definite truth to it and it is so hard to believe that he actually wrote this book and they made a movie from it because the lessons and the advice that he gives is so dead on the money about how men act and what they want. So many couples can learn things from watching this film or just from reading the book. This movie was necessary to make because it can show boys how to be men and that women are not a piece of meat and all you want them for is sex or to brag to your boys about scoring and lying to women and telling them one thing when your actions transmit something totally opposite of that. A lady wants a man's sincerity, honesty, love, and most of all respect. If you do NOT give her th…

"The Three Stooges" (2012)- Review

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Exhilarating! Drop dead hilarious! Funny as heck! This movie reminded me of when I watched The Three Stooges in black and white when I was younger! Will Sasso and Chris D. really made the movie shine. The actor who played Larry did a good job-but not as good as Curly & Moe!!! Sofia Vergara was funny and sexy-as usual and of course Jennifer Hudson had to sing at least once in the film and yes, she sounded great! I loved the layout of the film and how they laid it all out like how it was in the olden days. They broke it down in segments and made the introductions with the titles and all that! Spectacular! A definite Saturday night movie that I picked on the right day to see! Extraordinary! There is nothing more that I have to say about the film except that it was good and I laughed at the whole movie! Everyone did a great great great job and esp. Curly making those noises! Those three acted just as the main original cast and the only thing that was changed was that it was in living…

"Lockout" (2012)- Review

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This had the potential to be a very good Science Fiction film & had the explosive powers and action----but, I just feel like there were not enough actors in the movie to make it good. The story line was very radical and surreal, but I just could not get into it in the way that I hoped I would be. I, now can see that it came in almost dead last in the Box Office Results last week! This is a movie like Terminator or Total Recall, iRobot, etc. but it did not exceed the expectations placed on it! I would suggest that you not see this film if you can help it. It was not good at all! It had more of the potential of being good rather than actually being good. I was closing my eyes from time to time-NOT a good sign....

"The Cabin In The Woods" (2012)- Review

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It appears that I have NO words to describe this _______! Film or movie does NOT go in the blank because this was NOT either one of these two words-AT ALL! This stupid film was the equivalent of 30 Days of Night, Black Christmas, I Know Who Killed Me, Straw Dogs, One Missed Call, and a dozen other movies that had no sense, no meaning, no plot,etc. This movie was hard to follow, I did not know what was going on, other people in the theater were sleeping, and saying that it was gay, plain, had nothing positive to say about it, I was in total shock, I wanted to walk out and get a damn refund, so very serious! No wonder this crap was hanging out in limbo for a year. The distributor, the Director, the screen writers, the cameramen, all those people and anyone who had anything to do with the making of this film should have been shot and killed along with the damn entire cast! A movie that should NOT have been made-PERIOD! SAVE YOUR CASH! DO NOT RENT THIS! DEFINITELY DO NOT BUY THIS! DO N…

"Titanic" in IMAX 3D (2012)- Review

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Words just CANNOT express how touched I was by seeing this movie; witnessing the love, chemistry, magic, and utter beauty all over again after all these years on a big motion screen again and esp. in IMAX 3D! I sincerely think that the IMAX screen was the ONE AND ONLY reason that this movie made me feel so unbelievably loved, cherished, and just so full of love. This is AND will ALWAYS be my most FAVORITE love story of all time! I shed a few tears at THE same exact parts I shed tears at when I watch it at home on DVD. I felt so overcome with emotion at the entire film and the music is what did it for me also. Celine Dion should have won the best MUSIC PERFORMER/SOUNDTRACK on every level for her songs used in the film. The music combined with the love story of Jack & Rose made this film. If only everyone would be so lucky to find true love no matter what class you are like Jack and Rose, that would be phenomenal. I am sure no one will rate and see this movie in such a capacity as I…

"American Reunion" (2012)- Review

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There have been so many American Pie films, reunions, weddings, bad camps, etc. that have deviated from the original saga that I cannot wrap my mind around it! This film was by far, the most best, sexual, erotic, cruelest comedy ever of them all! The introduction to the film was superb! The R.Kelly song was sheer perfection! I am so glad that I had the opportunity to see the Advance Screening of it instead of waiting until the release date. There were some hardcore sexual referenced in this film that I would not even rate as R, but instead I would rate it as X. American Pie always had that reputation of a movie centered around high school kids, the jokes they played on each other, but most importantly: the love and unconditional friendship for one another. All of the original characters and the phrases that they used brought me back all the way to the first movie. I love how they incorporated all of those elements in the reunion piece. To see all the original cast members back and for…